Boyfriend requirements and application:

Name:
Date:
Age:

Requirements:

• Must love dogs, and when I say this, I mean every breed, size, shape, color, house-trained or not. 
• If you're allergic to dogs, fish will also suffice. 
• So, I guess that means that loving dogs is a requirement, even if it's just a picture of one.
• Must be able to be silly and fun, and not just around me, but a small (potentially large) group of people. 
• Must be open to listening to new/weird music, and pretend to enjoy it.
• Must love painting rooms and pretend to enjoy decorating rooms. 
• Must enjoy singing and dancing while cooking. 
• Must enjoy picnics and camping.
• Must be able to face and kill spiders. 
• Must love cuddling and watching scary movies. Or just cuddling and watching movies, and be able to stomach scary movies. 
• Must be a worthy priesthood holder and strong in the gospel.

I love dogs! All of them! Old, young, big, small, yappy or not. And fish are cool, too. So it is probably good if you feel the same way. Even if we are just looking at pictures of dogs on tumblr.
If you have ever met me or my friends, (which since you're reading my blog, I'm assuming that you have, if not, this is a nice relationship we have, and I hope my rants that turn into me rambling amuse you.) you know how crazy we can get. We're really weird, and we do weird things, and we like doing weird things that nobody would suspect we'd do. You're going to be thrown into all these weird situations. Be ready.

I like weird music. Deal with it.

It used to be my dream to be an interior designer. Unfortunately, this field is not successful, so for my own pleasure, I like redecorating and painting. I'd like to do that with my future boyfriend.

I sing and dance while cooking. You need to as well. 

I love going on picnics and going camping! I love nature! 

I hate spider, and will scream and cry if I come face to face with one. That's where you come in....

I love cuddling and scary movies! I've talked about this before in this blogpost. I would study that post as well before applying. 

I haven't had a worthy priesthood holder in my home for a long time. The closest I have are my friends husbands/fiance/boyfriends and my guy friends. This is really important to me, because it's something I need in my life.
Now that we covered the requirements, and you've already stated your name and age:

APPLICATION: 

1) How long have you been a member of the church?
2) What do you want to do with your life, if you're not already doing it? If you are, what are you doing with your life?
3) Why are you single?
4) What is your dream woman like?
5) Are you aware that marriage is a forever commitment, and divorce is not an option if we were to tie the knot?
6) What is your favorite temple?
7) What do you like doing on saturdays?
8) What is your favorite pickup line?
9) How would you attempt to "pick me up"?
10) In your head, what is your perfect date?

Additional: What is the most attractive thing about a woman? 

**NOTE: This is a joke, and is not meant to be seriously filled out, but is a guideline to what I would like in a boyfriend. Meaning, I am currently 104% ready to date again.**